delriodelano:

I’m turning this into a phone case.

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via ramengirl48)    

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

selfdeterminingmenofcolor:

kidxforever:

ibreakshitlikeboundariesnstuff:

kidxforever:

Hannibal Buress 5AM Feminist

"Thats a passive burglary" 😂 this was hilarious tbh. :/

I was dying

"I’m a black man in Scotland on a work visa, you’re talking about rape, they’ll believe any bulls**t you say."

Tru-fax.

-D

eastafriqueen:

sometrollstoleallmynames:

loverdosis:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

is he even real

So much shade was thrown.

He can make jokes and throw “shade” but can’t keep good to promises and stop genocides and drone strikes but hey that’s none of my business

There are 41 wars being fought around the world right now. Most of us are busy and we race through our weeks without paying a great deal of attention, but yesterday this week stopped, because one of those wars reached into the sky and grabbed 298 people who could have been any of us.
CBS’ Scott Pelley, commenting on our shared humanity, after the missile attack of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 (source)